The truth

The real story

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My name is Christopher Hand and I live in eastern Pennsylvania, USA. I think the forests, lakes, rivers and mountains were created for us to explore. The creatures that inhabit this earth are amazing, from the smallest to the largest.

I grew up in a family where we had a family vacation home in the Rideau Lakes area of Ontario. My sister owns the place now and I visit often. The above picture is real; sometimes bullfrogs will let you scoop them up from underneath.

When I was a kid I was the youngest and wasn't allowed to go far out into the lake. I was allowed to go to the swamp, hence I spent a lot of time looking a frogs.

Yes, I put hats on frogs and toads, but I try not to hassle them too much. I have my own small pond with frogs now, and I rarely try to put hats on them.

My favorite activity is to wander in the wilderness off-trail, hiking, paddling, swimming across the terrain and seeing what's out there.

Click here for the kayfabe version.

Responding to toad emergencies since 2016.
Water free for 681 days (except on Dec 3rd every year).